Did he say “A Series of TOOBS?”
Senator Ted Stephens has been in the news a lot lately. I would like to voice my personal opinion by thanking the good senator from Alaska for expressing his confidence and understanding of the nature of the internet as being a series of “Toobs”. While I think he is slightly premature in making this statement (we had gone live only two weeks before he made these comments from our nation’s capitol), I sincerely appreciate his sentiments and wholeheartedly support his conclusions. Understand that I have never met Mr. Stephens, and was quite shocked to learn of his knowledge of Innertoob.com. He seemed a bit flustered that day, being rudely interrupted several times, but I’m sure that, had he been given a full opportunity to speak his mind, he would have gotten around to mentioning us by name.
Mr. Stephens, thank you. Beleive me when I tell you that we will work hard to earn the confidence you have shown us. It is our shared goal to make the Internet a series of Toobs, and we shall not rest until we have accomplished this vital mission. Your role in making the world aware of Innertoob.com will not soon be forgotten.
Your (perhaps only) loyal supporter in this matter,
Carter Harkins
P.S. I must admit I am baffled on one point: While you seemed to be briefed thoroughly about us, your press office did an awful job of prepping you about the issue of Net Neutrality. Is this why you fired them all recently?
P.P.S. Mr. Stephens, what is your opinion of the DJ remix of your brilliant speech, created by the guys at BoldHeaded.com?